MEN CAN'T DANCE

When any person from the male species dances, I think it is the most hilarious spectacle. Guys can't dance. They have no rhythm what soever and it's painful to watch them think they are good dancers. I remember back in middle school at the dances where boys would just put their hands in the air and bounce. Or they would stand behind some girl who would be dancing and thrust their hips. I do have to admit there are some guys who have exceptional dance skills but most likely they aren't straight men. Also, they are the trained professional dancers who have been taught the right moves, but what lady ever runs into a guy like that? For most of us women, we have to suffer through the embarrassing display of a man attempting to dance. We will close our eyes and pretend he is not there until he either steps on our feet or starts to preform an ever more hideous dance move which causes us to flee the dance floor.