Crank Dat!

As funnas the caveman video was, it also really makes you think...how DID dance come about? Must've been really awkward for those around the originator at the time. I mean, did he just randomly start "shaking his booty?" Heck, maybe the first dancer wasn't even human. I could imagine a little monkey celebrating after realizing how delicious a banana can be. Perhaps the first human dancer merely had his loincloth catch fire and started hopping around in panic while his buddies pointed and laughed at him. After much amusement, they joined him...except without the pyro effects. Ah! You've heard people say they have the "bug" or the "fever." Maybe THAT's where dance comes from. It's a disease! [Could help explain Michael] Well, whatever the case may be, cheers to whoever/whatever it was that created/discovered the activity we've all grown to love. Now we all can enjoy crankin dat, two steppin, leaning back/like a cholo, pop-lock-and-dropping, doing the Macarena, electric sliding, etc. etc...